out of the office

Recebi esta mensagem de uma amiga: ri demais!

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Kate' instead of Dave.

crochet

Aqui fotos dos conjuntinhos de crochet que tenho feito para as amigas e primas grávidas. Tenho vários que não tirei foto antes de dar/enviar... Mas a cada novo conjunto, vou me aprimorando, inventando mais coisa (no começo era só a mantinha).

O verde foi para Austrália.

O amarelo foi pros EUA (tem tudo em 2 tamanhos pois minha sobrinha está tentando nascer prematura...)

Este colorido vai ficar aqui pela Holanda (mas vou fazer outro igualzinho pra outra prima no Brasil)

decepcionante...

Fomos ontem assistir "Burn after reading", o novo filme dos irmãos Coen, com Brad Pitt, George Clooney, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand. Mas sinceramente: tem mais ação no trailer do que no filme todo. O script legal com uma trama beeeem complicada, os atores de primeira, mas o filme não deslancha! Era pra ser uma comédia, mas nem graça tinha... Eu, Pim, Digo e o amigo dele saimos com cara de tacho. Fora uma ou outra tirada (como os caras da CIA) foi decepcionante...